Ladies Only: 8 Tips On How To Become A WAG

Straight off let me tell you these tips are not from Uncle Mick, they are from Playboy model turned WAG Nives Celsius.

She has revealed the secrets you need to bag your very own footballer in a helpful guide in her column for the German newspaper

- You have to be young with no baggage, so don’t get involved with his colleagues! It means you are new and undiscovered. But women who have had two or three serious relationships are still in with a chance.

- You have to be honest as a WAG. Don’t cover up your previous ‘sexual jaunts’ because you and your history will be gossiped about at parties. It is only a matter of time before the truth reveals itself anyway, so it is better to tell people about the ‘mistakes’ of your past. Present them as big mistakes and the craziness of youth. It is a tough thing to do, but it pays in the long run.

- Don’t ever give everything away! If footballers sense that they have fully conquered you and that you don’t have anything new to offer them, they look for new, undiscovered ‘territory’. Therefore don’t exaggerate your emotions and let him understand that you could also do better.

- Never, never hassle him! Questions like ‘where are you?’ or ‘who are you out with?’ are strictly forbidden.

- Support him in tough situations. Take an interest in his game and his problems, and praise his success. Comfort him when things go wrong. Important tip: Sexual comfort after a defeat is always welcome!

- Sex is extremely important to footballers so always look to spice things up. If you are boring and act inexperienced he will lose interest quickly and go looking for passion elsewhere.

- Don’t hassle him with issues such as marriage and children – that will put him off. Professional footballers want to believe that you are honoured to be with them and that getting married to them would fulfil your every dream. So make them think you don’t care – even if you do – as it will make them interested and want to marry you.

- Don’t be too modest! You shouldn’t decline expensive gifts and you should let him pay for dates. Accept the presents he gives you. He should prove to you that he thinks about you and your happiness. But you should also be considerate of him and likewise do good things for him. You should give him small presents – they don’t have to be expensive. It is just important that you pay him attention.