fool sms

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

A - U r Attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry

For Bante wala soda "You"

Cheers !!!

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things

1) I am with you

2) You have money

3) Bar is open, Lets go.

If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only. soon......

Diary n a public book

Love is a diary that only 1 person writes

but

friendship is a public book

where u study in library.

So what do u prefer?

A diary o a public book.

Old concept:

“Do or Die”

New concept:

“Do b4 u die”

Latest concept:

“Don’t die, until u do”.

Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

2.

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420